Alright, folks, let's dive into a question that's been doing laps in my mind - why isn't Formula 1 an Olympic sport? Well, it's a pole position question, alright! First off, F1 is a manufacturer-dominated sport, which is a bit of a tricky gear shift for the Olympics, which typically revolve around individual athletes. Second, the infrastructure required for F1, with all its high-octane needs, is so vast and specific that it would drive the Olympic budget into overdrive! And lastly, adding F1 to the Olympic lineup would be like trying to fit a square tyre onto a round rim - the traditional Olympic sports are more about human physical prowess, not about who's got the fastest car. So, even though we all love a good race, it looks like F1 is stuck in the pit lane when it comes to the Olympics!